THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION TO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM PLANETARY CLASSIFICATION QUANDARY:

PLUTO MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
THE TIME HAS COME! LOAD MULTIPLE CLUSTERED 100-MEGATON YIELD THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS ONTO A SPACECRAFT CALLED NEW HORIZONS II AND AIM IT AT PLUTO AND CHARON! THEY MUST DIE! NUKE IT FROM ORBIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE! ONLY THEN CAN THE SOLAR SYSTEM REST SECURE! ONLY THEN WILL THE ASTRONOMICAL COMMUNITY FIND PEACE! DESTROY PLUTO NOW, BEFORE PLUTO COMES … TO DESTROY US!!! LET US UNITE, TOGETHER, HUMANKIND, TO REALIZE OUR NEW COMMON GOAL: THE DEATH OF PLUTO!!!! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, PLUTO!!!! EARTH SHALL PREVAIL!!!
PLUTO…MUST…DIE!!!!